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mouth-to-mouth inebriation

The act, or resulting state of mind resulting from the act of a person of legal drinking age providing a person not of legal drinking age with alcohol via taking a big swig of booze and kissing the younger party. This generally occurs in bars, clubs and shows; and is usually between a couple where one person is 21 or older and their significant other is between 18 and 20. Or it happens with a dude who likes to hit on young girls at clubs and with young floozies.
(20 year old woman)-- "No, we'll get caught and I'll get thrown out for drinking underage"
(21 year old man)-- "Seriously? Do you really think that they'll accuse us of mouth-to-mouth inebriation?"

(from one sorority sister to her underage "sister")---"How did you get drunk tonight, didn't they card you?"
(reply) "They did, so I got mouth to mouth inebriated thanks to Becca, she's like the best big eva"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

South To Mouth 

the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.
There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.

hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.
many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.
hand to mouth by KRHimself May 18, 2005

mouth to south resuscitation 

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.
He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation
mouth to south resuscitation by MrSexy September 22, 2007

ass to mouth facial 

a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
ass to mouth facial by poophead July 16, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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