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mouth-to-mouth inebriation

The act, or resulting state of mind resulting from the act of a person of legal drinking age providing a person not of legal drinking age with alcohol via taking a big swig of booze and kissing the younger party. This generally occurs in bars, clubs and shows; and is usually between a couple where one person is 21 or older and their significant other is between 18 and 20. Or it happens with a dude who likes to hit on young girls at clubs and with young floozies.
(20 year old woman)-- "No, we'll get caught and I'll get thrown out for drinking underage"
(21 year old man)-- "Seriously? Do you really think that they'll accuse us of mouth-to-mouth inebriation?"

(from one sorority sister to her underage "sister")---"How did you get drunk tonight, didn't they card you?"
(reply) "They did, so I got mouth to mouth inebriated thanks to Becca, she's like the best big eva"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

South To Mouth 

the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.
There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.

hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.
many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.
hand to mouth by KRHimself May 18, 2005

mouth to south resuscitation 

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.
He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation

ass to mouth facial 

a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.