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mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.

I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!

mouth-cum by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

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Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.

Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!

Mouth Cum by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018

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cum mouth bass

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.

Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.

cum mouth bass by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

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Cum Mouth

When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.

Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.

Cum Mouth by XSpence January 7, 2009

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National Cum In mouth day

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth

Babe it's national cum in mouth day

National Cum In mouth day by Daddy24/7frfr July 23, 2023

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bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021

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cum and ass mouth

when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth

i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth

cum and ass mouth by gabb asdd March 4, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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