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mouth-to-mouth inebriation

The act, or resulting state of mind resulting from the act of a person of legal drinking age providing a person not of legal drinking age with alcohol via taking a big swig of booze and kissing the younger party. This generally occurs in bars, clubs and shows; and is usually between a couple where one person is 21 or older and their significant other is between 18 and 20. Or it happens with a dude who likes to hit on young girls at clubs and with young floozies.
(20 year old woman)-- "No, we'll get caught and I'll get thrown out for drinking underage"
(21 year old man)-- "Seriously? Do you really think that they'll accuse us of mouth-to-mouth inebriation?"

(from one sorority sister to her underage "sister")---"How did you get drunk tonight, didn't they card you?"
(reply) "They did, so I got mouth to mouth inebriated thanks to Becca, she's like the best big eva"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

South To Mouth 

the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.
There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.

hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.
many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.
hand to mouth by KRHimself May 18, 2005

mouth to south resuscitation 

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.
He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation
mouth to south resuscitation by MrSexy September 22, 2007

ass to mouth facial 

a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
ass to mouth facial by poophead July 16, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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