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Pronunciation:
\ˈmə-zən\
1 a: a child of one's aunt or uncle on your mothers side b: a relative descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line on the mothers side.
"I have 2 mousin's and one fousin." = I have 2 cousin's on my moms side and one cousin on my fathers side.
Mousin by Roham April 23, 2009
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I went to visit my Mousin
Mousin by cattyrsa December 13, 2018

mousin out 

to hang around the house and eat cheese; as opposed to going out, partying, etc.
John: “Hey are you coming to the Hideout”
Me: “nah I’m just mousin out ‘round the house

Mickey Mousin' 

To have an erection so incredibly large in public that you need to excuse yourself to the restroom.
Jim: Excuse me fellas, I gotta go to the bathroom cuz I'm Mickey Mousin' over here!
Phil: TMI, Jim...
Mickey Mousin' by DatGTA5Addict February 8, 2022

Mickey Mousin' 

(similar to daffyducking ) When you are giving a girl oral sex and you then take a rodent, preferably a mouse, and push it into the said girl's vaginal tunnel. This then causes severe orgasms.
Dum ass dude 1 : Yo, me and my girl were daffyducking last night
Dum ass dude 2 : That aint got nothin' on me and my girl, we went mickey mousin'

mosin-nagant 

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!