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mossback 

A slang term used to refer to those, often from the Pacific Northwest, who prefer drizzly, overcast weather to sunshine. The term alludes to these people preferring to spend so much time out of the sun that moss grows on their backs.
"What do you mean you don't want to hang at the beach?! It's gloriously sunny in Seattle!"
"I don't know, man. I'm kind of a mossback. I miss the rain. I can just hang inside with a sweater and a good book."
mossback by R. Pompeo March 17, 2016
A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.
Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!

moistback by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007

mousetache

A derogatrive term for a small furry moustache, usually found between the upper lip and the nostrils.
Derived from the reference to a rodent on the upper lip.
"Yo my man! Look at that guy with the mousetache! He clearly ain't hip to facial hair styles like we are."
"Stop trying to be cool Ben, you don't speak like that normally and you just made up that term. Just face it, you cannot start a meme."
"Such a buster..."
mousetache by Ben the Elder May 17, 2008

Mooseback 

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.
We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.
Mooseback by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

Houseback Riding

Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.
The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.

mousefuck 

When you're looking at porn and your parent's walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I was on the computer looking at porn, and I thought I could get away with it but then I got mousefucked.
mousefuck by Enrique Glazeddoughnuts November 28, 2007