moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.

Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!

moistback by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007

moistback

A second or third generation mexican. Someone who was dried up but is still a dirty frijolero nonetheless.

Joe: I heard your daughter got knocked up by a wetback.
Steve: No, his parents were the wetbacks, he's a moistback.
Joe: So this one doesn't pick tomatoes?
Steve: No, he does drive-by's.

moistback by J666 November 10, 2008

Moistback

A person that is 1/2 or 1/4 Mexican

Guy 1: I’m not full Mexican so I can’t be a wetback
Guy 2: so your not fully wet
Guy 1: no I’m like moist
Guy 2: so a moistback

Moistback by Alyisdmb69420 April 18, 2023

moistballer 

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

moistballer by NYFan930 December 6, 2016

mossback 

A slang term used to refer to those, often from the Pacific Northwest, who prefer drizzly, overcast weather to sunshine. The term alludes to these people preferring to spend so much time out of the sun that moss grows on their backs.

"What do you mean you don't want to hang at the beach?! It's gloriously sunny in Seattle!"
"I don't know, man. I'm kind of a mossback. I miss the rain. I can just hang inside with a sweater and a good book."

mossback by R. Pompeo March 17, 2016

Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

moistmaker 

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.

Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?

moistmaker by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007