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canoe full of moose meat 

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.
canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

moose meat 

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis
cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat
moose meat by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

moosemeat canoe 

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?
moosemeat canoe by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.
My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.
Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010