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canoe full of moose meat 

a large sloppy vagina
That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.
canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

moose meat 

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis
cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat
moose meat by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

moosemeat canoe 

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.
Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?
moosemeat canoe by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.
My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.
Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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