mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

mouse meat by Lil B253 August 23, 2017

canoe full of moose meat 

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

moose meat 

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

moose meat by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Canoe full of moose meat by Lothar January 13, 2018

moosemeat canoe 

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

moosemeat canoe by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.

My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.

Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010