mourtis

the most best tiktoker to ever exist my man.
HES ALSO IN QUEERCORE ON DISCORD AND MOOTS WITH CORTARII??? wow they’re the best

guy 1: hey have you seen mourtis??
guy 2: he’s just in his room being FUCKING AMAZING.
guy 1: oh.

by mortiswortis November 26, 2021

wigger mortis

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state

wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was

by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Trigger mortis

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

by Jabier March 2, 2011

Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Mortis

A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.

No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!

by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020

Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021

mortis.com

Mysterious website that was taken off the internet and internet archiving sites. It had a log-in page that was very hard to hack and the author Thomas Ling took it down after seeing the community threads about it.

Guy 1: Were you able to get into mortis.com?
Guy 2: It was taken down 10 years ago dipshit

by Catchit27 January 7, 2021