Maurise is a boss ass dude, pretty kool, has atleast 1 earring in his ear if not he's prolly not a true Maurise soooo... and he never has "hoes" because Maurise is loyal and committed to whatever girl he's with. Not like any of these "MauriCe's" out here because he is foreign and boss asf.
Maurise has a girlfriend so he won't talk to other girls. Sorry
Maurise might not have alot but he's going to find a way
Typically lightskin, packs more than 8 inches on avarage!. a RARE breed of LAFRICAN “lightskin “ African grows up to 6’5! known for their hypnotizeing “lightskin stare” they’ve been known for their loving, kind and compassionate hearts. And romantic behavior usually can flip really good with no practice at all! Isn’t that amazing their an endangered species with fewer than 10 left on the planet.!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).