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mountford 

Something that someone describes as absolutely mad, but is in fact really, really boring. For example, go-karting, deep frying, champagne-opening...
'Turbo engine go kart!!! :) and a ramp!!! :) I must be mad!!! MOUNTFORD!!!'
mountford by benozzzzz February 10, 2008
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montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit
Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there

Mountsorrel 

A small village in the heart of Leicestershire, UK, situated between the city of Leicester (to the south) and the town of Loughborough (to the north).

Mountsorrel, often referred to as Sorrel (slang), boasts the largest Granite quarry in Europe, and once housed a Norman castle built in 1080 by Hugh Lupus.

Other notable monuments include the Butter Market (1793), War Memorial on Castle Hill, The Ole Well on The Green (you know, next to the bus stop), and Bargain Booze (Formerly J's and Londis).

The village is home to the Famous "Sorrel Wot" gang.

The village has also been known as "Costa-del-Sorrel" due to large influx of tourists from neighbouring villages, as this was considered the village to party in!
A: Where you from?
B: Sorrel (Mountsorrel)
A: Sound Bruv (cuff)

A: What do you wanna do this weekend?
B: Let's go to Costa-del-Sorrel, there's always peeps getting mashed up there.
A: Bang on
Mountsorrel by haha216 November 22, 2011

Montfort Secondary School

Candice : Montfort Secondary School can sugon
Joe : Whats sugon?
Candice : sugondese nuts
Montfort: He is a stunning, tall angel.

His eyes shine with the intensity of 1,000 suns.

Montfort will always dominate any opponent at Connect 4.

Coming at you with a smile and a hug, he’s the sweetest friend around.

Always a great person to hang out and tell stories with for a great time.

Not afraid to connect and make a friend, this flawlessly fluid human makes you want to be in his presence.

Montfort’s body language is engaging, and infectious. His soul has the power of a 1000 lovos. His energy is matched by no one and his ability to laugh at the most terrible jokes sets him apart from any other homo sapien.
Montfort is the man. THE MAN
montfort by MirandaS1234 January 6, 2019

Montfort Secondary School

Montfort Secondary School is the definition of budget. The classroom doors havent been changed ever since its creation and the CCAs no funding except for Softball coz softball kids have rich parents. Fucking alot of yps that think they the big shit especially lower sec, they small nerd looking mfs that think they can whack senior with their stick like body. Discipline masters also like little cry babies that will give discipline case for the smallest things.
Jack : What school you go to?
Tom : Montfort Secondary School
Jack : You confirm got small kuku
Tom : yes

The Montfort Academy

A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.
student: did you see all those rude posts about our school, The Montfort Academy?
student2: yeah that's why i'm writing this definition.
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