Skip to main content

mountanus

Anus the size of a mountain, therefore mount anus
Elgur has such a big and colossal mountanus

Much Mountanus, many big
by Duh ashun June 10, 2014
mugGet the mountanus mug.

was born on a mountainside

An expression to suggest amazement, it's used when somebody witnesses an event that would never happen in the place that the person came from. In simple words it means to be amazed as fuck.
-Hey dude, look at that pretty-ass girl, I'm so fucking horny!
-I was born on a mountainside
by krozer May 14, 2010
mugGet the was born on a mountainside mug.

boar_king_of_mountains

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿšซโšก boss๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœ…โœ…โœ…๐ŸšŽ๐ŸšŽ๐ŸšŽ๐ŸšŽ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ inosuke habishira๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘
Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
Inosuke๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ช: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."
by Aesop July 11, 2021
mugGet the boar_king_of_mountains mug.

MountainSexual

Similar to metrosexual but one who lives in the mountains or otherwise pursues the outdoors adventure lifestyle. Kind of a cleaned-up granola, a Woodsy GQ kinda guy with a splash of bohemian. Knows that he doesn't have to look or smell like a dirtbag to enjoy climbing, hiking, cycling, skiing (all forms), snowshoeing, etc. Probably reads Men's Journal, Outside, Outside's Go, National Geographic Adventure, even Wallpaper* and Dwell. Brands: Patagonia, Keen, Kuhl, The North Face, Mountain Hardwear, Marmot, Mountain Khakis. Strong environmental ethic. Drives a well-maintained truck, performance SUV, or cross-over when absolutely necessary but walks or rides a bicycle whenever possible. Works out gym but primarily to be in shape for outdoor pursuits. Shuns chain stores and shops in outdoor specialty stores such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
"For such an outdoorsy guy, that dude sure has great style."

"Yeah, he's a veritable MountainSexual!"
by da Chetster January 24, 2009
mugGet the MountainSexual mug.

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days
by Langbo June 25, 2009
mugGet the Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains mug.

mountassar

Mountassar is a rare name wich means victorious (winner) in the old grace language .
The guys name like that are very gentle and kind
Mountassar is a gentleman
by Mounta25 September 9, 2020
mugGet the mountassar mug.

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
mugGet the Mountainous Blow Job mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email