Mountainisism

Mountainisism (n.): an idealistic way of life where the inhabitants rely on the stability of a mountain and own a shit load of bernese mountain dogs and snowboards

Common people of mountainisism are often marked by French braided hair, snow gear, and cheap beer (preferably PBR)

I am going to move to Colorado, not tell anyone my exact location, and practice a life of total mountainisism.

Mountainisism by djgoose November 8, 2014