mounging

Fast overeating of food that's bad for you.

I am totally mounging this bag of Doritos.

by kidkawaii May 31, 2016

Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

Slovakian munging

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!

Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging

by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019

Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

by JBF July 18, 2005

Mounding

Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.

You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding.

by kink4you August 8, 2013