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Deer Mounting
Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008
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mounging • munging • Monging • Mounding • Monging out • Monging It • maunging • moungin • mouning • mounting
mounting everest
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008
Bareback Mounting
Bareback Mounting by Gary the Great April 6, 2006
Slovakian munging
You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!
Slovakian munging by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019
Monging It
British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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