Definitions by JBF

AToP 

At Time of Post

Used mainly on internet forums to describe something at the time of a users post (and is likely to change later).

The poll is 65% "Option B" AToP

AToP by JBF March 21, 2007

UKIP 

United Kingdom Independence Party

A British political party focused mainly on leaving the European Union. UKIP believes that the United Kingdom should be ruled by itself, not by Bureaucrats in Brussels.

War Veteran: I didn't fight the Germans in World War Two just to let them rule us sixty years later. That's why I support UKIP!

UKIP by JBF October 29, 2005

Monging It 

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005

TAFS 

Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).

I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday

TAFS by JBF May 14, 2005

STAB 

Stupid Territorial Army Bastard

Created by idiot regular army squadies who think they're big and clever.

Squadie: Lads! Lads! We got us a STAB! HAHAHAHA!

TA Soldier: How about I show you the REAL meaning of STAB?

STAB by JBF May 5, 2005

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

Tooled by JBF April 10, 2005

free badger 

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

free badger by JBF March 13, 2005