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STAB

Stupid Territorial Army Bastard

Created by idiot regular army squadies who think they're big and clever.
Squadie: Lads! Lads! We got us a STAB! HAHAHAHA!

TA Soldier: How about I show you the REAL meaning of STAB?
by JBF May 5, 2005
mugGet the STABmug.

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.
Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.
by JBF April 10, 2005
mugGet the Tooledmug.

UKIP

United Kingdom Independence Party

A British political party focused mainly on leaving the European Union. UKIP believes that the United Kingdom should be ruled by itself, not by Bureaucrats in Brussels.
War Veteran: I didn't fight the Germans in World War Two just to let them rule us sixty years later. That's why I support UKIP!
by JBF October 29, 2005
mugGet the UKIPmug.

free badger

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.
TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!
by JBF March 13, 2005
mugGet the free badgermug.

Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!
by JBF July 18, 2005
mugGet the Monging Itmug.

AToP

At Time of Post

Used mainly on internet forums to describe something at the time of a users post (and is likely to change later).
The poll is 65% "Option B" AToP
by JBF March 21, 2007
mugGet the AToPmug.

TAFS

Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).
I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday
by JBF May 14, 2005
mugGet the TAFSmug.

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