moulky

mouldy yolk

i had to throw out a moulky the other day

moulky by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

Mouldy on the Lush 

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)

Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!

Mouldy on the Lush by IrishGuru March 20, 2015

mouldy 

(Ireland) very, very drunk

After three naggins of vodka I was mouldy.

mouldy by gp April 25, 2005

Mouldy monday 

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

Mouldy monday by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

mouldy sausage 

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

mouldy sausage by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

mouldy berry 

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut

i heard she gave him a mouldy berry

mouldy berry by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015

Mouldy Turd 

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

Mouldy Turd by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023