Definitions by ToastedTeaCake

Xanphetamine 

When you mix xanax and phet together to feel normal after/during a phet bender. Ideal if you have to go out or have a surprise guest.

''Shit, my mom is on her way over, Xanphetamine time!

Xanphetamine by ToastedTeaCake October 8, 2017

Phet dick 

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

Phet dick by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Mouldy monday 

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

Mouldy monday by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Shaky leg

When a person has had too much molly or one too many disco biscuits which causes their legs to shake vigorously for an extended period of time.

Shouldn't of had that last pill. Got proper bad shaky leg, they are shaking like a shitting dog!

Shaky leg by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016