motorbloke

Similar to a motorboat, but between two blokes.
When a bloke places his face between the balls of another bloke and shakes his head left and right repeatedly, MOTORBLOKE.

Marvin likes to go to the gay strip club and motorbloke random blokes.

by JaamLick July 20, 2023

Fat Man On A Motorbike

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.

Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.

by Har-Har August 17, 2010

Romford Motorbike

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.

This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.

by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

motorbone

The act of a female's lips vibrating on the shaft of a penis. similar to motorboating for a man

Last night she offered to motorbone me

by phaceyj September 22, 2010

motorbike

Intimate position, whereby the female's knees are drawn to the chest, with legs pointed straight up and feet turned out, like the handlebars on a motorbike. The male simultaneously grabs the feet and strategically "revs" the throttle, making motorbike sounds during the act, changing gears, and hitting the redline at climax!

Stan: How'd it go last night with the new girl?

Kyle: It was awesome! She's a lightweight like a 150CC, so I pulled a Ricky Carmichael and motorbike'd it! (makes engine sounds and pretends to rev the throttle) I think I may have twisted her ankle!

by Nick the Shark March 26, 2010

motorbike

Commonly misperceived as a "death trap", a motorbike is a fun and auxhillaurating mode of transport. Its lighter weight and easy maneuverability makes an ordinary street bike faster than a tricked up sports car.

That motorbike is fast.

by tthedawg January 30, 2007