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Motivity
Also known as "MO"tivity. Shortened version of homosexual activity referring to non-sexual out of doors activity. Could be anything from a gay rally to simply holding hands or hugging.
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Mobility Scooter
Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
Mobility Scooter by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016
Black Man Mobility Vehicle
A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
mobility scooter bird
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
mobility scooter bird by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011
Toilet Paper Mobility
How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
Toilet Paper Mobility by Painey November 8, 2014
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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