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Motivity 

Also known as "MO"tivity. Shortened version of homosexual activity referring to non-sexual out of doors activity. Could be anything from a gay rally to simply holding hands or hugging.
We took a family trip to Disney World and two young gay guys walked by holding hands. My sister says..

"Yo, why they gotta bring their Motivity here."
Motivity by LadyT July 8, 2012

Mobility Scooter 

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

MOtivity 

Reaching a point of creativity which surpasses the common man; Word inspired by the creativity of Mohamed A.K
Sarah came up with the most motivity idea ever.
MOtivity by molafs February 21, 2021

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
mobility scooter bird by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

Toilet Paper Mobility 

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.
Toilet Paper Mobility by Painey November 8, 2014