A mothercino is a typically a rich,
hot, caffe-latte drinking early
mum in her early thirties who hangs around in inner city cafes with other mothercinos and their OshKosh B'gosh adorned toddlers who have names like "Sugar Blossom" or "Daisy Petal" or something equally vomit-inducing. They usually drive a large, expensive, new 4WD/
SUV - often a Porsche Cayenne or a
BMW X5. They can often be seen holding a baby, a banana and a mobile phone, and pushing a pram, inexplicably with only two hands. They are usually married to a young, successful
lawyer or businessman, and demonstrate this with >1 carat diamonds and golden wedding bands, which they
show each other often to compare.