Musclebeach's definitions

[motheria]

An affliction, predominantly afflicting first-time mothers, which causes them to speak incessantly about a child. The condition will often inspires a comparison to a super hero or celebrity. The condition often becomes apparent during unrelated conversations with outside parties. This will often result in nausea and/or drowsiness; it is best for listeners to excuse themselves from the immediate area.

Chelsea was overwhelmed by the need to gush about her newborn to anyone within earshot; unfortunately, her strong case of Motheria caused everyone she came into contact with to quickly flee.

by Musclebeach April 10, 2015