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Jesus Mother Licker 

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.
"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.
Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

Mother Licker

Going Down on someone's mom. Another term for Cock sucker, except its your mother....
"Thats a MILF" "I hear ya Mother LICKER"
Mother Licker by Stan-Dup Baby October 20, 2009

mother licker

To use the togue and its muscles to stroke "a mother" with your togue.(used in only a joking manor(not ment to affend.)
Tonight I am going to lick your mother!
mother licker by Jose Nickolas November 12, 2003

mother licker

to stroke your a mother with your tongue; or an insult takin jokingly or instead of saying mother @#$^.
Hey! Your a mother licker
mother licker by Jose Nicholas November 11, 2003

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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