Mostest-Ostest

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The largest real number imaginable. It is equivalent to infinity -1.

Generally used in disputes to quantify how much one likes/dislikes something.

(Guy) This burger is awesome. I love burgers.

(Girl) I love them more than you, I love burgers the most.

(Guy) I love burgers the Mostest-Ostest.

(Girl) Your mathematical superiority has left me with no viable response. I bow down to your supreme love of burgers.

Mostest-Ostest by Professor Smith November 25, 2006

Words you can keep

Mostestestest

Something that is more than most. More than mostest, too (because apparently that's in some dictionaries).

Maddy: I love you, Hannah.
Hannah: I love you too!
Maddy: I love you more!
Hannah: But, I love you most...
Maddy: I love you mostest, though.
Hannah: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST.

Mostestestest by iseethehorizon December 6, 2013

mostestestestestestestest

1. When a determiner that is more intense than ‘mostestestestestest’ is required to reference a noun. It exceeds 4.65 x 10^185 Planck lengths and counting. As well as physics, it is said when one attempts to expresses the mostestestestestest genuine, realest, and deepest affection. It is definately the most anything will ever be and nothing, not even ‘mostestestestestestest’ with another ‘est’ will ever exceed the amount of noun/noun group there is.
2. How much Saffron loves Rudy.

rudy: I love you most
saffron: I love you mostest
rudy: I love you mostestest
saffron: I love you mostestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestest
saffron: I love you mostestestestestest
rudy: I love you mostestestestestestest
saffron: But I love you mostestestestestestestest

mostestestestestestestest by miaowow May 10, 2018

mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest

the most you could love someone, this cannot be beaten, because there is no other word describing how much you love someone than this one

Julie: I love you!
Melissa: I love you more!
Julie: I love you the most!
Melissa: I love you the mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest
Julie: .......well damn

mostestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest by llizziee_ September 17, 2018

Mostestestest

1. The maximum amount a person can be loved.
2. A greater amount than mostestest.

Stas - "I love you the mostestest"
Lizzy - "Well I love you the mostestestest"
Stas - "I surrender. There is nothing else I can say that will trump that."

Mostestestest by Themostcorrectpersonever June 2, 2016

mostestestestest

the most.

beautiful boy- i love you the most

me- well i love you the mostestestestest

mostestestestest by tash the scientist January 5, 2019

mostestestestest

Greater than mostestestest.

Kim: I love you mostestestest.
Paul: No, I love you mostestestestest.

mostestestestest by paul April 17, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026