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Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

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mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

mosquito suck by Mander926 April 22, 2017

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mosquito sex

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.

why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"

mosquito sex by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

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The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos

1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.

The mosquito slayer by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021

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Mosquito Water Sports

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

Mosquito Water Sports by shifterspeed January 24, 2021

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sierra nevada mosquito

A breed of wild mosquito that lives high in the Eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains and is particularly hearty . They live at or above the snow line, are immune to most bug and mosquito repellents and some drink Deet for breakfast and after dinner .

Those dam Sierra Nevada Mosquitos stole my Deet and drank it like it was beer. Then they tried to drag me into the bushes and have their way with me.

sierra nevada mosquito by Drog65 July 24, 2019

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Skid Row Mosquito

A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.

Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !

Skid Row Mosquito by Drog65 June 21, 2017

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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