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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
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mosquito suck 

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it
"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"
mosquito suck by Mander926 April 22, 2017

mosquito sex 

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.
why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"
mosquito sex by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.

Mosquito Water Sports 

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink
I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

sierra nevada mosquito 

A breed of wild mosquito that lives high in the Eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains and is particularly hearty . They live at or above the snow line, are immune to most bug and mosquito repellents and some drink Deet for breakfast and after dinner .
Those dam Sierra Nevada Mosquitos stole my Deet and drank it like it was beer. Then they tried to drag me into the bushes and have their way with me.

Skid Row Mosquito

A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.
Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !
Skid Row Mosquito by Drog65 June 21, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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