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mortus
mortus, derived from the word rigamortus. mortus describes a girl with hot body or 'rig'. mortus can also be used as a replacement word for girls or chicks.
"that chick was a hell mortus"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"
"any mortus at the party?"
"score any mortus?"
"moooooooooorrrrrtuuusssssss!"
mortus by one.five.one November 4, 2007
Related Words
mortus • Mortuse • mortusha • mortusrhumphianate • Rigor mortussy • Mortis • montussy • Mortos • mortuusequusphobia • Mortisultarian
wigger mortis
When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state
wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was
wigger mortis by Fulano87 November 24, 2009
mortuusequusphobia
Boy: We should squirt her with ketchup!
Girl: We can't do that!
Boy: Why not?
Girl: She has mortuusequusphobia. She is really scared of ketchup.
Girl: We can't do that!
Boy: Why not?
Girl: She has mortuusequusphobia. She is really scared of ketchup.
mortuusequusphobia by Milee Brice November 14, 2013
morbussy
morbussy by L bozo moment May 22, 2022
Trigger mortis
A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011
Rigor mortis
Rigor mortis by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
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