mortlock

Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him

Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt

by Bob geldoff May 06, 2012

Mortlocking It

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 01, 2014

Mortlock

Mortlock is god. Mortlock is epic. Mortlock are people you should respect and never be rude to.

Mortlock is god.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022