Mortlock

Mortlock is god. Mortlock is epic. Mortlock are people you should respect and never be rude to.

Mortlock is god.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022

mortlock

Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him

Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt

by Bob geldoff May 6, 2012

Morlocking

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Mortlocking It

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014

Morlocking

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.

Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

hannah jeanette morelock

The coolest person to talk to and has a great smile, pretty, hot, nice boobs and butt, funny, fun to talk to, and is best friends with Andrew Watt <3

hannah jeanette morelock

by wrestlero3md January 1, 2012