morelock 

The baddies from the film "The Time Machine" (1960). Film starred Rod Taylor. Weener was Rod's babe in the film that the evil Morelocks stole. The Morelocks lived inside the "Sphinx". The Morelocks look like greeny/blue neanderthals with blonde/white long hair, and an awful set of teeth. Ken Dodd like (Ken is a british comedian).

Rod says...."stop that Morelock from pinching my Weener".....now that's gonna hurt!

morelock by Esmerelda Hammond August 29, 2006

morelock 

The baddies from the film "The Time Machine" (1960). Film starred Rod Taylor. Weener was Rod's babe in the film that the evil Morelocks stole. The Morelocks lived inside the "Sphinx". The Morelocks look like greeny/blue neanderthals with blonde/white long hair, and an awful set of teeth. Ken Dodd like (Ken is a british comedian).

Rod says...."stop that Morelock from pinching my Weener".....now that's gonna hurt!

morelock by Esmerelda Hammond August 30, 2006

hannah jeanette morelock 

The coolest person to talk to and has a great smile, pretty, hot, nice boobs and butt, funny, fun to talk to, and is best friends with Andrew Watt <3

hannah jeanette morelock

hannah jeanette morelock by wrestlero3md January 1, 2012

Hannah Morelock 

hannah is gay. D:

hannah morelock is a gay. she doesnt like boys.

Hannah Morelock by im hannah January 1, 2012

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Mortlocking It 

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

Mortlocking It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.

Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019