Mornong
When a girl is sucking your cock and attempts to say "good morning" while your dick is still in her mouth
Mornong by MornongProfessor January 9, 2014
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mornong by iGetMornongs January 4, 2011
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Junifer Morningsnout
The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021
Red eye in the morning
A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
Red eye in the morning by The_ALCH August 16, 2019
Junifer morningsnout
Junior created himself
Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.
Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.
Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.
And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”
Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.
Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.
Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.
And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”
Junifer Morningsnout is the master of the unknown.
Girl 1; men are all the same
Girl 2: I know right?
Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me
Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**
Girl 1; men are all the same
Girl 2: I know right?
Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me
Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**
Junifer morningsnout by Condom creators October 19, 2021
Junifer Morningsnout
The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Junifer Morningsnout by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021
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