MornongWood
MornongWood by ChadMorningWood January 1, 2019
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Morningwood Rainbow
The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow
Morningwood Rainbow by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009
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offset morningwood
Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[
offset morningwood by Those arab guys August 27, 2017
morningwood
morningwood by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005
Morningwood Docking
A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013
MorningWood
MorningWood by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004
Morningwood hustle
When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.
Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!
Morningwood hustle by bunghammer January 20, 2011
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