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morgmonster

noun:
a morgmonster is a rare aggressive creature. it is not known exactly how many are in existence but it is believed that there is only one. Morgmonsters live mostly on soup and water and can get very aggressive if you try to take their food. Morgmonsters have about 50 to 60 mates in a year but as she matures she will have less mates and at some point settle down with one to make morgmonster babies. The morgmonster has red fur and when she doesn't want to be seen her whole body turns that color and she tries to camouflage. it usually doesn't work. Morgmonsters are very dangerous.They have razor sharp talons and fangs. although they have no upper body strength they are very fast and can kick hard. Zoos have yet to capture a morgmonster so if u ever see one in the wild DO NOT TAKE HER SOUP! otherwise they are perfectly harmless.

verb:
an insult comparing someone to the monster above.
"shes such a morgmonster"

"i dated a morgmonster, it was the worst three days of my life"
by monster hunter February 14, 2009
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Morgenstern

1) German name meaning "Morning Star"

2) German name for Lucifer
1) There is an art model named Irish Morgenstern.

2) One of the angels cast from heaven was Lucifer, beloved by God called "Morningstar"
by Layla DeMornay January 11, 2009
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mormonservative

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.
Many mormonservatives live in Utah.
by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010
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mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.
Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.
by Theclassicham November 15, 2018
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Jonathan Morgenstern

Jonathan Morgenstern, also known as Sebastian Verlac, is the first child of the late Valentine Morgenstern and the late Jocelyn Fairchild and the older brother of Clary Fairchild.Jonathan was injected with pure demon blood while still in Jocelyn's womb.Because of his demon blood, Jonathan grew up with murderous tendencies.Portrayed by Luke Baines, Will Tudor
luke: clary, u had a brother named Jonathan Morgenstern

clary: had?
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momonsterest

Its the word more,most and mostest

To love love someone More than anything and everything
I love you momonsterest Lexis my beautiful princess
by Sabastian/lexis August 11, 2019
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