Mordicai
The black screaming night into which your cries for help will go unanswered, absorbed by the all-encompassing, crushing nothingness. An immortal, cackling spider.
Evil incarnate.
Evil incarnate.
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Pulling a Mordecai
Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"
Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."
Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014
Pulling a Mordecai
Pulling a Mordecai by Trash boat May 9, 2014
pulling a Mordecai
1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014
Pulling a Mordecai
The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.
Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."
Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
Pulling a Mordecai by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021
Mordecai
The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?
Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
My friend: Who?
Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
Mordecai by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020
Mordecai Brown
Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.
Mordecai Brown by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021
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