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Mordicai

The black screaming night into which your cries for help will go unanswered, absorbed by the all-encompassing, crushing nothingness. An immortal, cackling spider.

Evil incarnate.
Shit just got real down in the subway; Mordicai just swept in and devoured all those waiting for the F train.
by an ally March 25, 2010
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Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.
Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."
by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014
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Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.
by Trash boat May 9, 2014
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pulling a Mordecai

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.
Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.
by Cleverun May 13, 2014
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Pulling a Mordecai

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.
Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."
by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021
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Mordecai

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp
Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.
by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020
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Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.
I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.
by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021
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