Mordicai 

The black screaming night into which your cries for help will go unanswered, absorbed by the all-encompassing, crushing nothingness. An immortal, cackling spider.

Evil incarnate.

Shit just got real down in the subway; Mordicai just swept in and devoured all those waiting for the F train.

Mordicai by an ally March 25, 2010

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

Pulling a Mordecai by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai 

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai 

The word us Regular Show fans used before simp became popular. Pretty much means the same as the latter.

Cash "You see Seth over there lugging Julie's shit for her?"

Doug "Yeah, he already told me he's doing it in the hope he'll get lucky later."

Cash "Pulling a Mordecai huh? Of course."

Pulling a Mordecai by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Mordecai 

The biggest simp of all forms of media.
In the show Regular Show, the character Mordecai has rocky relationships with two girls. He repeatedly messes things up and caters to each girl. In his selfish attempts to get both women, he disrespects not only both girls but his best friend in the process. A true Simp

Me: You know who is one the worst charcacters on Regular Show?
My friend: Who?

Me: Mordecai. He is such a simp.

Mordecai by Torino Pro Wave Brush January 14, 2020

Mordecai Brown 

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

Mordecai Brown by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021