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Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run
Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”
Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Mookiesha 

A gay man or transgender that is in the LGBTQ community
There is to many mookieshas in the room right now I’m going to leave.
Mookiesha by BabyFaceBandz November 16, 2019
Another name for moot, founder of 4chan.
I love you mootles.
mootles by mootles102910291029 August 8, 2009
n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!
"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".
Mookler by Satandog February 8, 2006
when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.
"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"
moolest by John Yang July 12, 2017
a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose
"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"
moosles by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008