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moonswank 

Verb - To change into fashionable dress for the purpose of going out at night
After I get home from work, I'm going to moonswank for Erin's party.
moonswank by Joe Papke September 29, 2004
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Moonwalker 

Amazing people who celebrate the life of Michael Jackson everyday of their lives. They can spend hours listening to his music and watching short films (videos) of him and never get tired or bored of it. Only people to help him spread his message of love, happiness, peace, and change all around the world even after his death. Moonwalkers are know every word to all of Michael's songs and doesn't not like any of them. They speak Jacksonese frequently; ). A Moonwalker's heart is full of love. They do not believe tabloids and they know that everything bad written about Michael is not true. Moonwalkers know every little thing about MJ. They would fight their hardest to defend Michael from anything. Moonwalkers are the people who, through everything, remember that it's all for love, L.O.V.E.
I am a Moonwalker
Moonwalker by Nightquanda June 2, 2015
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Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes
Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders
Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014

Moonwalker 

Someone that is a fan on the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
*Youtube video ranking songs*
Moonwalker: Moonwalkers?
Moonwalker by ShamoneChamone January 18, 2019

Moonwalk 

A dance move first performed by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson in Motown 25 while performing Billie Jean. It creates an illusion of moving forward while actually you are sliding back. Now everyone wants to learn it and be like MJ :)
Moonwalk by MJMoonwalker January 11, 2011

Moonwalkin 

The act of making it seem like your going forward when your really going backward.
Moonwalkinn is like getting back with your exgirlfriend when you really know it's not going to work... and trying to convince yourself, and others that it's a good thing going forward... but really steppin back.
Moonwalkin by Henry K. Priest November 16, 2005

Moonwalk 

To anxiously backtrack, alter or offer excuses to a previous statement, argument, or action that has suddenly been proven to be flawed or otherwise false, without ever truly admitting why it was as such. Usually the hallmark of someone who cannot stand/afford to be proven wrong.
"When Joe finished telling Jane where he was last night, she revealed the proof to the contrary. Dumbstruck with the confrontation, Joe nervously attempted to moonwalk his way out of the situation."
Moonwalk by WordWarlock March 22, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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