monkwank 

(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.

George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.

monkwank by anycon September 18, 2005

Monwank 

Sudden urge to masterbate in public toilets. Starts with sharp pains in the balls usually resulting in disappearing for 30 - 40 minutes

Hey don't mind me I'll be in the shitter having a Monwank ... Doctors orders

Monwank by Slapass May 3, 2014

monklank 

a tall lanky white boy with a ass haircut that looks like a monkey.
monkey lank. monklank.

oi! look at that monklank over there what a gimp!

monklank by yeahgycxnt November 17, 2019

Monkuanka 

A Monkey, she is only Ellianna’s monkey!! Stay away from Monkuanka, her owner is ⚠️danger!⚠️
Make sure if you have a friend like momkuanka...GIVE HER BACK TO ELLIANNA, OR YOU WILL PAYYYYY!

Monkey1: Hey dude, you think Monkuanka wants to be my friend?
Monkey2: NO DON’T, ELLIANNA WILL BEAT YOU UP!
Monkey1: *walks away like he didn’t do anything*

Monkuanka by AwesomeGirl17 November 14, 2018