moosplash 

n. The chaotic geometrical uplift of fluid that insues after an obese individual's downward decent is met by a plane of water.

Note: Depth of water must be greater than the diameter of the obese individual.

Holy crap, that fat man created one hell of a moosplash.

moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

moosplash 

n. The chaotic, geometrical uplift of fluid which ensues after the downward decent of an obese individual causes penetration into a body of water.

Wow... check out that big guy's moosplash!

moosplash by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

Moolash 

A synonym for 'milk'

Nutrient liquid produced by mammals, via the mammary glands.

Tomo almost got Sean Penn's lead role in the 2009 hit 'Moolash' (working UK/Australasian title) or 'Milk' as it is known in remote parts of the world.

Horsey: When my arm gets itchy on the field, nothing builds me up like a tall glass o the moolash.

Tomo: Got Moolash?
Matty: You mean the opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals?
Tomo: you know another word for it?! whip it out!
*both proceed to 'lash the moo'*

Matthew: I think the editor might be lactose intolerant because he just won't tolerate the moolash.

Doug: Johhny mate, I'm afraid the moolash man is your real dad.

Moolash by oi-pooks May 3, 2010

Moollash 

bad, terrible. having qualitys of badness

wow, the fact that i just pooped in my pants is moollash.

Moollash by John Doc July 16, 2007

McSplash 

The act of using a fast food restaurant solely for the purpose of using the toilet facilities.

I'm just nipping for a McSplash

McSplash by MetalMonkey June 16, 2009

McSplashin 

The act of riding around in a car at night with a stockpile of Micky Dee's waters (no ice) and throwing them at people walking down the side of the road. The Trailer Park is another ideal location to perform this activity.

The funniest and most accurate technique is to pull up next to someone and pretend to ask them for directions. After they give you the directions you say "Thanks, hope you have a real McShitty day!" and cowardly drench their ass as they walk away, then hit the gas.

P.S. This sport has a few morals. No ice, head shots, hitting girls, old people, kids, or homeless people, and hitting moving cars is also not recommended. Remember the goal is to piss people off not hurt them.

1. Pile in the Infamous Red Jeep! Lets hit the drive-thru and do some McSplashin!
2. Do you think 12 waters will be enough to go McSplashin for the whole night?
3. That poor guy, already lives in a trailer park and now he has to watch over his shoulder for a McSlashin.

McSplashin by Slickj October 20, 2011

Mansplash

To cover someone in your juices!

Just be quiet Emma and except the MANSPLASH!

Mansplash by smig_as July 6, 2011