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Ugly old woman who still lives with her mom because she can’t learn the basic necessities of living
Eww there’s moonju”
moonju by Lolits_CeCi October 15, 2021
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The GAYEST ship you will ever see. "Moon" belongs to Moonbyul (the main rapper of MAMAMOO). "Sun" belongs to Yongsun (the leader and main vocalist of MAMAMOO). People ship these two because they are so close to eachother, even though they hated each other before they debuted.
"Moonsun is my OTP" "omg that's the gayest ship, I've heard Solar is having an affair with Byul."
Moonsun by Because.Moonbyul February 9, 2018
The act of fucking someones butt cheeks...not the butt hole just the cheeks
She was on the rag so I gave her a moonjob
Moonjob by Rb Cooleo September 22, 2012

Moonjung 

That guy is such a moonjung.

He's lame, he'll never be a moonjung.
Moonjung by WaltHeisenberg July 8, 2012

moonrunes 

Since japanese is by some called moonspeak, some call japanese characters 'moonrunes'.
'Is this manga translated or do we only have moonrunes?'
moonrunes by Wael January 19, 2008
To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).
Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)
Moonjog by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

moonlust 

The lust one feels for a luminous moon that is able to shine through one's soul and is able to discover the treasures that are hidden deep in the mind.
Staring at the moon caused a moonlust that encouraged her to be free and let all else be.
moonlust by Moonlusted November 1, 2013
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