Moonjog

To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).

Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)

by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

Moonjob

The act of fucking someones butt cheeks...not the butt hole just the cheeks

She was on the rag so I gave her a moonjob

by Rb Cooleo September 22, 2012

Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

moondog

Black superhero of Wheeling, WV often seen riding his bicycle on the interstate or in parades wearing a fireman's jacket (even in the summer) and has many flags on his bicycle.

Oh man, I just added moondog as my #1 myspace friend.

by Robert gizlle November 25, 2007

Moondoggie

n. A person who smokes marijuana on a daily basis and is like that of a hippie. This person usually has extremely long hair and listens to music from the 1960s.

The fuckin' moondoggie, Scott, is always smoking pot.

by Nate June 14, 2004

johnny and the moondogs

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

by enjuneer November 8, 2003

Moondog

A term given to from separate households that get together against government guidelines for a social gathering.

1 “Fancy a few beers”
2 “pubs are closed for lockdown”
1 “we can just moondog in my back garden”

by Hultch May 17, 2020