Moonjob

The act of fucking someones butt cheeks...not the butt hole just the cheeks

She was on the rag so I gave her a moonjob

by Rb Cooleo September 22, 2012

Moonjob

Moonjob is the act of putting a plastic moon on your dick and rolling it around

My boyfriend was feeling down, so I said that I'd give him a moon job!

Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 7, 2018

moonjob

The act of recieving fellatio in lunar space craft

Rodger: "Hey Janet, give me a moonjob now!"

by matt jano September 4, 2010

Moonjog

To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).

Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)

by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

moojob

Getting a blowjob while someone is milking you. milking is when someone rubs your prostate gland in your butt.

Wow. A blowjob with some chicks finger up my ass, it doesn't get any better than that.

by Lord Baron Count Von Darkity Dark January 13, 2003

monojob

A handjob, more specificly when a naked girl sits on you wile giving you a handjob

Here babe, i'll lay here while you give me a monojob

by Bretskii March 30, 2008

moobjob

A homosexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of a fat guy. Using the hole between the moobs, the man on top thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen might end up on the neckbeard of the bottom.

For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.

Unfortunately, being the bottom in a moobjob does not count as having your V-card punched.

by Bowsette_IRL February 2, 2019