Fucking your Montoursville high school crush in the J&Rs Tavern parking lot after the class reunion while shitfaced off Yuengling, taking her home and going back for seconds first thing in the morning.

Did I tell you about Marissa? Gave her The Montour Encore last night after the 10th reunion.

The Montour Encore by Cerealbox May 17, 2023

Mongtourage

A group of disabled /retarded people and the carers

How come they don't have to queue up at Disneyland? he's bought his whole Mongtourage along too. For fuck sake

Mongtourage by PAUL COOPS July 14, 2014

momtourage

A group of moms out shopping, eating expensive lunches, or ordering coffee's with long titles.

Hey, call Shirley and ask her if she wants to momtourage over to Crate and Barrel with us for some of those delightful tea votives.

momtourage by jon.e.rock December 16, 2008

monourlie

A monkey that is trained to dance to the music played by a creepy man with a music box. These monkeys are normally represented in cartoons wearing a traditional Turkish hat and a vest.

Ex 1: OMG that monourlie looks so cute dancing with that little hat on!
Ex 2: Don't feed the monourlie or it'll stop dancing.

monourlie by chronoptimist July 2, 2009

Mentourage

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.

Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.

Mentourage by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026