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A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends
Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams
Montico by Montico December 13, 2019

Montitors 

Big Huge Monster Tits
"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"
Montitors by Ben Christ April 16, 2008

diego montano 

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.
That poor guy is a diego montano.
diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016
A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.
That spartan was as tough as a montano!
montano by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

Montini catholic high school 

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition
Man you are really rich and selfish you must go to Montini catholic high school
Beautiful, Unique, out going, sexy body, the Sun light, Dare Devil, Don't put up with No ones shit, and Blunt.
Yeah I know (Montina) every body loves her company
montina by Mon-2-The-FukN-tina February 16, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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