bitchell

noun1: "bitchell" is a combination of the words "mitchell " and "bitch".

noun2: a bitchell is created when a boy named mitchell is a bitch.
all through grade school the bullys picked on mitchell by calling him "bitchell".

as a result of this bullying, mitchell is quite triggered by any use of the word. he may also be sensitive to the word due to having the qualities of a bitch.
by scapegirl February 26, 2025
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mofotard

pretty much means exactly as it says, this refers to a person who has the personality qualities of both a mofo (motherfucker) and a mentally retarded person.
he was aware that he had promised her he would return at 11:00am, and even though it was 1:30pm, mitchell was still not back, and he waited another 45 minutes to call her.

it can be said that mitchell's inconsiderate and irresponsible actions made him a mofotard.
by scapegirl February 20, 2025
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insignificant other

how a person refers to their partner when they see them as negligible and unimportant
mitchell had a low opinion of his insignificant other, he assumed the worst about her intentions, even though he was wrong to do so.
by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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soultard

a soultard is the retarded version of a soulmate.

a soultard is a retarded person who is perfectly suited to another retarded person in temperament
2: a retarded person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
mitchell is engaged to be married to his soultard, anne marie. they will finally be pronounced, "retarded husband and retarded wife".

both of them have always felt they were soultards.

congratulations to the soultarded couple to be!
by scapegirl March 21, 2025
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moronathon

a marathon where the competitors are all morons
mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year
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frankensoultard

a soultard is a close retarded friend or retarded romantic partner with whom one has a unique deep connection based on mutual understanding and acceptance.

A "soultard" is often defined as a retarded person with whom one feels a deep, natural, and often immediate retarded connection, characterized by mutual retarded understanding,retarded acceptance, and a retarded feeling of belonging. This retarded connection can extend beyond retarded romantic love and include retarded friendships, retarded familial bonds, or even retarded professional partnerships. The term implies a special retarded affinity, a sense of knowing and being known by the other retarded person.

a "frankensoultard" is a soultard made from mismatched body parts from different retarded cadavers in order to stitch together a whole retarded human man. The eight-foot-tall retarded mass he creates is monstrous: his skin barely covers his muscles or bones, his lips are set black and straight, and his bright yellow eyes barely escape the shriveled skin around them. a Frankensoultard is a retarded abomination, and should be avoided at all cost.
mitchell inadvertently revealed he was a frankensoultard of another frankensoultard,anne marie.

when combined, together they cannot make half of a real , not mentally retarded, actual man.

the thing the two of them do create, when observed, causes projectile vomiting of blood and organ tissue, and bleeding of the eyes, followed by permanent blindness.
by scapegirl April 25, 2025
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bitchell

noun1: "bitchell" is a combination of the words "mitchell " and "bitch".

noun2: a bitchell is created when a boy named mitchell is a bitch.
all through grade school the bullys picked on mitchell by calling him "bitchell".

as a result of this bullying, mitchell is quite triggered by any use of the word. he may also be sensitive to the word due to having the qualities of a bitch.
by scapegirl February 26, 2025
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