mofotard

pretty much means exactly as it says, this refers to a person who has the personality qualities of both a mofo (motherfucker) and a mentally retarded person.
he was aware that he had promised her he would return at 11:00am, and even though it was 1:30pm, mitchell was still not back, and he waited another 45 minutes to call her.

it can be said that mitchell's inconsiderate and irresponsible actions made him a mofotard.
by scapegirl February 20, 2025
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boyfrenemy

a person who is a boyfriend and an enemy simultaneously.
mitchell is and always will be a pompous douche face

he is never going to be my boyfrenemy ever again
by scapegirl February 10, 2025
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retardo montalban

mitchell's favorite actor is retardo montalban
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douchington

a formal title which is attached to a person that is douche-like, or is similar to a douche in personality
she was all like,"hey where the heck is douchington?"
"mitchell has procrastinated until the last minute again. he is cutting it close as usual."

(where 'mitchell' is the 'douchington' as a result of being a procrastinator)
by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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frankensoultard

a soultard is a close retarded friend or retarded romantic partner with whom one has a unique deep connection based on mutual understanding and acceptance.

A "soultard" is often defined as a retarded person with whom one feels a deep, natural, and often immediate retarded connection, characterized by mutual retarded understanding,retarded acceptance, and a retarded feeling of belonging. This retarded connection can extend beyond retarded romantic love and include retarded friendships, retarded familial bonds, or even retarded professional partnerships. The term implies a special retarded affinity, a sense of knowing and being known by the other retarded person.

a "frankensoultard" is a soultard made from mismatched body parts from different retarded cadavers in order to stitch together a whole retarded human man. The eight-foot-tall retarded mass he creates is monstrous: his skin barely covers his muscles or bones, his lips are set black and straight, and his bright yellow eyes barely escape the shriveled skin around them. a Frankensoultard is a retarded abomination, and should be avoided at all cost.
mitchell inadvertently revealed he was a frankensoultard of another frankensoultard,anne marie.

when combined, together they cannot make half of a real , not mentally retarded, actual man.

the thing the two of them do create, when observed, causes projectile vomiting of blood and organ tissue, and bleeding of the eyes, followed by permanent blindness.
by scapegirl April 26, 2025
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frankensoultard

a person having both the qualities of a soulmate and the qualities of a retarded frankenstein's monster. grotesque.
mitchell and manne marie have declared to one another that they feel strongly soulbound. because of their horrible personalities, retarded qualities,and devious natures, they have become frankensoultards. it can be said that they are almost stitched to one another.
by scapegirl May 09, 2025
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moronathon

a marathon where the competitors are all morons
mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year
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