Montalbano

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.

Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

by White class & red trash October 1, 2013

Montalbano

The last name of an absolutely amazing dude who is a nice person. Will argue but usually agrees, and if they love someone they mean it and they are amazing. Very hot and envied by many usually girls who isn’t lucky enough to have him. And I wana smash 🔥😏

Man he’s hot he’s definitely a montalbano

by Savage8 December 16, 2017

Mr Montalbano

He dates Ms Motley, and sends people to his "Fun"House.

Mr Montalbano sent me to his FunHouse

by TheCumLord June 7, 2023

retardo montalban

a sucker in a cheap suit

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"

by karie May 7, 2003

retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

Montellano

Plain Mountain. Anyone with this name is a very interesting individual and possesses the power of attraction, great sense of humor, intelligence and charisma. A natural leader and warrior.

Those romantic Spanish soap operas have passion and fire. And most are named Montellano.

When you reached the summit or pinnacle of the world you're a Montellano.

by soulfuljla April 18, 2019

montalbán

A very manly chest, or a view of that chest through an open shirt. Also known as man-cleavage. Named for Ricardo Montalbán's excellent montalbán.

He left the first few buttons of his shirt open, so that the ladies could see his montalbán.

by captain turrel January 16, 2009