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A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."
by White class & red trash October 01, 2013
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The last name of an absolutely amazing dude who is a nice person. Will argue but usually agrees, and if they love someone they mean it and they are amazing. Very hot and envied by many usually girls who isn’t lucky enough to have him. And I wana smash 🔥😏
Man he’s hot he’s definitely a montalbano
by Savage8 December 16, 2017
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