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Monster Cook 

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
Monster Cook by anonymous June 10, 2017

Monstercockdeesha 

A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)
Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀

monsterdonk 

Monsterdonk... when the boyfriend has a monster cock and the girlfriend has a badonkadonk. Only then will you find, the Monsterdonk
Morgan and Billy is Monsterdonk..
monsterdonk by Monsterdonk April 6, 2017

Monstercock Islands

team name for intra-office festivities centered around Winter Olympics 2010
The Moose: "We need a team name for our office olympic team so we can win a 1/2 day off"

Ryan Curran: "Monstercock Islands"
Monstercock Islands by gina_va February 10, 2010

monstercock3000 

A very seggsy mutuals that has a monster cock, they also “toot!”
Me: Hey! Do you know who Monstercock3000 is?

Random: Yea I do! They have a monster cock right!

Monstercool256

The owner of the sec shack in "your mom is a whore" is known for his gay remarks and very, very fat-looking ass. You can always seem to catch him hanging out with little boys and listening to mario music while talking about his ghost stories. He's also been charged with sexual assault on Sac0watch and wessimessiboy and claims he mistook them for little children.
That negro Monstercool256 is trying to black market his left testicle on eBay.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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