monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.

1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.

by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006

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monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

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Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

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Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

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