cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008