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monsteen 

When I took my little monsteen's phone away from her she went on ballistic rampage and started yelling rape in the car. When we got to our home the SWAT team greeted us with full show of force, including a police helicopter.
monsteen by mlhiss December 29, 2011
Monteen is a wonderful girl who will rock your world in public, and private. She is smart, funny, and kind. If you meet a Monteen don't let her go, she is a great friend and a great girlfriend!
Girl 1: OMG! Derek broke up with me!
Girl 2: Go talk to Monteen, she can help!
monteen by qwertyuuuuuu January 18, 2018

monsternaut 

She put a bag of flaming poo on your doorstep?! That girl is a monsternaut!
monsternaut by Linnielamb July 2, 2010
a fun loving bean who is probably thicc and has really shiny hair.
Monteen will. is a badass bitch.
monteen by quirkyburque May 1, 2018

monsterenergycock 

Monsterenergycock is a very nice, cool, funny, and smart tiktoker who goes by xe/they pronouns and stans date tech!! They also don’t support ANY fanon version of ANY Haikyu!! character
Person with good taste: “Have you checked out monsterenergycock’s Spotify and TikTok account?”

Other person: “Yeah!! Their music taste is crazy good and their content is so entertaining!”
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