monorchism 

A medical condition where a dude is missing one of his nuts. It’s exclusive to men for obvious reasons.

people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.

Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,

sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just

naturally have one ball.

Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.

1. Jim was born with one of his testies the size of a pea, which had to get it cut out after he was born. He didn’t know about this until he was fourteen, and until then whenever he drew penises inside of his textbooks he drew them with a single, lonely nut dangling from it.

2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.

monorchism by pepperdank April 22, 2020

Anarcho-Monarchism

A political ideology in which the monarch is counterposed against state bureaucracy, a representative for the people against the state. A dark messiah.

Originates from Max Stirner's individualistic interpretation of Wilhelm Hegel's synthesis; and propounded by Friedrich Nietszche's construction of the 'Ubermensch' or Superman.

Closely related to totalitarian democracy or inverted totalitarianism.

Individualist anarchism.

Bane in Dark Knight rises is an example of anarcho-monarchism; a totalitarian leader who claims to 'give Gotham back to its people.'

Anarcho-Monarchism by sandraxine December 1, 2017

Anarcho-Monarchism

A political system that falls under anarcho-capitalism, of which a private land owner the 'King' acts as a landlord, renting out land to citizens via a voluntary contract with certain conditions similar to that of a set of laws. In anarcho-monarchism, the 'citizens' transfer the ownership rights of all things they produce or have to the 'King' but are granted usage rights to those things with certain amounts possibly taken away as 'taxation' according to the citizenship contract.

An anarcho-monarchy is not a government as it is not a monopoly on aggression(initiation of force). All actions taken by a 'King' in an anarcho-monarchy are fully consensual.

"I follow anarcho-monarchism as if government ever gets abolished and anarcho-capitalism is established, I will make myself a king over my land"

Anarcho-Monarchism by Absolute Productive Advantage July 2, 2017

Anarcho-Monarchism

Anarcho-Monarchism might seem like the ultimate contradiction.

Philosophically speaking, anarchism has a strong anti-democratic tradition that, far from seeing anarchism as being democracy carried to its logical conclusion, is actually far closer to being instead aristocracy universalised. Monarchy can be reinvented as a concept to serve a distinctively libertarian ethos, if one can see in the monarch a symbol of sovereignty that is reflected in the absolute sovereignty of the free individual. The word 'king' is derived from the word 'kin' - so kingship denotes kinship, the king or queen being a symbolic guardian of the people's freedom and self-determination. Thus handed down generation to generation, the monarch carries the genetic inheritance of the people in a bond of mutual co-inherence.

"What ideology did you say you follow?"

"Anarcho-Monarchism"

"What the heck is that?"

Anarcho-Monarchism by Vech October 19, 2011

Monarchist 

Someone who likes monarchy

Republican: President would be more democratic
Monarchist: Despite the most democratic country being a kingdom?

Monarchist by Imagine reading this January 16, 2021

Monarchism 

Monarchism is a great and noble ideology which favors having monarchs in power ie kings and queens. Why have thousands of tyrants instead of just one? Many people in power can take your rights away just as easily or maybe even more easily than one person.

James: Hold up Tom, I didnt even know you were a monarchist!

Tom: Well monarchism is the best ideology after all, you would have to be a fool to believe otherwise, monarchism worked for thousands of years in many nations.

James: I'm also a monarchist! I've had to keep it a secret for fear of being hated.

Tom: We need to defeat modernism!

James: I know right! our modern society sucks compared to the days of old we need to restore pride and honor to our nation!

Tom: Hell yeah!

Monarchism by Monarchist January 5, 2019

Monorchid

1) Someone, male or female, who has exactly 1 testicle.

2) Someone who has only one ball, most probably due to masturbating too much. Could be either male or female, or both.

Girl 1: "Did you see Elizabeth masturbate with a vibrating toothbrush the other day?"
Girl 2:"Yea! She was in the locker masturbating!"
Girl 1:"I'm getting scared for her. She might become a monorchid."
Girl 2:"You mean she'll grow a ball masturbating so much?"
Girl 1:"Yea."

Monorchid by I love you Liz January 3, 2007