MOJOLOGY

1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.

EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.

by mojologist May 6, 2009

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Mokology

This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.

Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?

Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.

Bro 1: What course do you want to take?

Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.

Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.

by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020

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