monocular

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its basically, a pair of binoculars but cut in half...bi meaning 2 and mono meaning one...henceforth creating the term.

cory- have you sighted anything fantastic in that monocular of yours jack?

jack-not yet but keep the gun loaded just in case.

monocular by afar ramambadat May 25, 2009

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monocular

a spectacular case of mono.

"the test from your bloodwork came back, with monocular results"

monocular by madnug March 19, 2003

Related Words

monocular • monoclarigynephobic • Man-oculars • monopulate • molecular • monoculture • mocular • molecular biology • Monocule • moobular

Molecularsexual

A Molecularsexual is someone who has a sexual attraction towards molecules. They most likely would have an attraction towards the “ball and stick” or “van der waals” models. A molecularsexual would probably be attracted to a water molecule model because of the two hydrogen atoms looking like an ass if you look at the van der waals model.

Molecularsexual: Oh my gosh I want to fuck the water molecule so bad!
Normal person: What the- How would you have sex with a freaking molecule?

Molecularsexual by thepres1’s Stuff March 21, 2022

Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.

Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww

Molecular Scope by PointyBagels May 20, 2010

monopulator

A person who is losing in monolopy and manipulates people in order to stay in the game. either through shameless grovelling, makin deals/pacts. etc

"Marc is totally the biggest monopulator"

monopulator by jerry12345678901234567890 March 15, 2009

monopulative

Someone or a company that forces others to use or buy their own products because they won't let anyone else develop "compatible" products cheaper and then have a monopoly over other companies.

See, Apple.

Apple are a very monopulative company, I just wanted to get a new charger for my car, but had to get an Apple proprietary one because there aren't any cheap ones locally.

monopulative by MrPlibble February 5, 2016

Bi-monocultural

Bi-monocultural People come from Two different Cultural backgrounds but they only look like one Culture more than the other.

I'm Bi-monocultural meaning I come from two backgrounds but I look like one culture.

Bi-monocultural by Spokentruth November 29, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026