Afraid of single beautiful women.

Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
1. He's not gay, he's just monoclarigynephobic.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
by Harmor February 2, 2007
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